Month: August 2017

Good News For Bad Cops: Trump Pardons Sheriff Joe, Burns Constitution

Known best for making prisoners in the desert wear pink underwear, Sheriff Joe Arpaio was convicted of violating the civil rights of American citizens (specially Hispanics) in his zeal to combat illegal immigration. Fortunately for (former) Sheriff Joe, he has friends in high places. I am pleased to inform you that I have just granted a full Pardon to 85 year old American patriot Sheriff Joe Arpaio. He kept Arizona safe! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 26, 2017 Thank you @realdonaldtrump for seeing my conviction for what it is: a political witch hunt by holdovers in the Obama...

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Unlike Patriots, Cowboys Rejected Personal Plane Out Of…Superstition‽

After winning Super Bowl 51 in glorious fashion, the New England Patriots decided to buy not one but two team branded jets to transport the team around the US of A. One plane will be used as the main plane for the season, while the other will be the backup, with flight operations being run out of Providence, Rhode Island, sources said. Patriots spokesman Stacey James said team officials would not be publicly commenting on the acquisitions. NFL teams haven’t thought much about buying their own planes in the past, with only 10 games on the road. But charter...

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